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February 23rd, 2004

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09:00 pm - The Joining
you call yourself a christian? you call yourself a goth? i got two words for you- join now.

We are a non denomination coalition of satan/god worshippers and believers.

Christians,those who forgive and forget should forgive our dark lord, because it is human nature to sin.

Goths, those who worship the dark lord, god has his own valid points in morality and justice.

By combining the two religions, we feel we can bring together,in unity, a group of people who would normally quarrel and disagree on such universal subject matter.

We feel by joining the two great powers, we can reconstruct a bond long broken and spiteful. A compromise of such magnitude can make a better world for everybody.
Current Mood: jubilantenlightened
Current Music: cradle of filth/reliant k

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Date:March 27th, 2004 04:32 pm (UTC)
HA HA! Goth. Thats a good one. HA HA! Satan and God coming together. Thats a good one. Joke, that is.
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Date:May 21st, 2004 05:40 pm (UTC)


wait a minute.. i'm goth and i don't worship any dark lord. while this is an interesting concept of getting Satanists and Christians together, its probably never gonna happen. and please, don't drag us goths into it. we get enough shit as it is without people like you stereotyping the goth community.
Date:May 30th, 2004 07:55 pm (UTC)
its relient k, dumbass
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Date:August 23rd, 2004 09:47 am (UTC)


go branman.
Date:June 6th, 2004 01:05 am (UTC)
craigs brother? i liked them. i was never sure if they were a 'christian' band or not? were they? maybe they were truly satan/god worshippers. haha.
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Date:June 15th, 2004 07:37 pm (UTC)
wat makes u think that satan is a "lord" 2 begin with
and how can u call him a "great power" when all of his power comes from God Almighty (swt). Islam is the way, follow Allah (The God), for none has the right to be worshipped but him. Open your eyes and leave the fool, whos name is iblis, behind. he only wants to trick u, 4 in the end, he hasnt the power to give u ne thing.

(I seek refuge in God from the evil one, the rejected)
(In The Name of God, Most Gracious, Most Merciful)
(Praise is only for God, Lord of the worlds)
(The Most Gracious, Most Merciful)
(Master of the day of Judgement)
(You alone we worship and to You alone we pray for help)
(Show us the Straight Way)
(The Way of those whom You have blessed, who have not deserved Your Anger, nor gone astray)
(God please accept)
Date:July 30th, 2004 02:40 pm (UTC)
That's retarded if you think God and Satan are going to team up or something. Or people to come together to have a religion like that. Lucifier was banished from heaven by God, I doubt either would like being grouped together. Sorry
Date:August 23rd, 2004 12:35 am (UTC)
you're just mad cause you didn't think of it first

Date:August 30th, 2004 09:43 am (UTC)
dude, i so agree with you. why is he even thinking that god and satan will team up?
Date:August 30th, 2004 09:42 am (UTC)
WHaT! are you talking about? our "dark lord?" what? and you listen to reliant k...they're a christian band, and i'm listening to them right now. what point are you trying to make?
Date:October 23rd, 2004 05:16 pm (UTC)


There is no way that you could ever associate the two religons...they are in totall opposition and can never be joined...this is the sorry fact...

you cannot serve two masters lest you love one amd hate the other or look favorable upon one and neglect the other.
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Date:February 8th, 2005 11:30 pm (UTC)
dude, this whole idea is completly fucked, theres no way the 2 religions would "team up"

Also, i'm a goth, i dont worship satan...satanists worship satan, they may look similar a lot of the time but goths generally dont worship satan so you can stop steryotyping our culture you arse-maggot!
Date:February 21st, 2005 07:49 am (UTC)
I just puked on my keyboard.

Why, you ask?

Because the world is filled with absolutly ignorant FUCKS like you people.

First off, Satan and God (according to scripture) have been sworn enemies, are sworn enemies, and always will be sworn enemies, so why would the followers of both sides hold hands? Dumbass.

Second, why would people look to a fat guy (Buddha) for lessons in self-dicipline?

Third, if God were truly real, and had all the power of the universe, then why the fuck doesn't he stop all the pain in this world? Why do we have to live through years of torture and hurt? The Bible says "to glorify God". And there is your answer. God uses us as a source of entertainment. We are a book or a video game or a movie or a sitcom; we are action figures. We are here simply because God is "bored".

SO, to conclude this little happy conversation, if there is a God, he is more of Satan than he is God. Of course, if that were true, I would be eternally depressed. So I simply don't think about it.

P.S. This "thecure99" and that islamic character need to be dragged out into the woods and shot.
Date:April 12th, 2005 09:42 pm (UTC)

congrats jim

youre a fucking moron. your whole post wrong from first line to last. you think you are so smart by calling everyone "absolutly ignorant FUCKS". i'm sorry, but neither that nor your pathetic, worn out username ("converge sXe") is gonna convince people who have researched and thought for themselves that you are right.

first, satan and god are not sworn enemies. In the Hebrew Bible, Satan is an angel that God uses to test man for various reasons usually dealing with his level of piety (i.e. the test of Adam and Eve in Genesis, and the Book of Job) Hence, Satan is better understood as a "troublemaker" than as an embodiment of "evil." Where Satan does appear as an angel, he is clearly a member of God's court and plays the role of the Accuser (possibly one of a number), much like a prosecuting attorney for God. Such a view is found in the prologue to the Book of Job, where Satan appears, together with other celestial beings, before God, replying to the inquiry of God as to whence he had come, with the words: "From going to and fro on the earth and from walking in it" (Job 1:7). Both question and answer, as well as the dialogue which follows, characterize Satan as that member of the divine council who watches over human activity with the purpose of searching out men's sins and appearing as their accuser. He is, therefore, the celestial prosecutor, who sees only iniquity. For example, in Job 2:3-5, after Job passes Satan's first test, Satan requests that Job be tested even further.

It is evident from the prologue in Job that Satan has no power of independent action, but requires the permission of God, which he may not transgress. Satan is not an opponent of God. This view is also retained in Zech. 3:1-2, where Satan is described as the adversary of the high priest Joshua, and of the people of God whose representative the hierarch is; and he there opposes the "angel of the Lord," who bids him be silent in the name of God. In both of these passages Satan is a mere accuser who acts only according to the permission of the Deity.

futhermore, anyone who replied to jim's post is a moron for thinking that he was being serious. c'mon people, are you so quick to anger and hate that you overlook the most basic of antics? he's trying to get you pissed off at him. and look how easily he did it. =/

second, you try to question the actions' of followers of Buddha by making a comment about his non existent weight. let me remind you that siddhartha was a skinny indian dude that lived in the fricking woods begging for food and not a fat asian guy. obviously, you comment proves that you know NOTHING about Buddhism and that you should attempt to be less callous toward others before you understand them.

but what am i thinking. your a fucking straight edge kid and you like to let everyone know it. honestly, do you know how ridiculous you're being, trying to make your life into something that its not? you're a foolish child who thinks that emulating others constitutes a real life, and not only that, the coolest one. yes, i'm bashing youre emo heritage. and no, don't go into the whole, "oh i'm not emo, i hate emo!" bullshit, cause we've all seen it before. you're being ridiculous, and i hope that when you grow up you notice.
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Date:March 16th, 2005 02:55 am (UTC)

holy union

i am currently forming facebook clubs across college campuses. The idea has caught on and is spreading like wildfire. Soon, expect to see one of our holy churches in an area near you
Date:March 18th, 2005 07:30 pm (UTC)
read the st. michael prayer out loud to you beloved satan.....i dare you

i just dare you.......

Date:December 19th, 2006 09:50 am (UTC)
"read the st. michael prayer out loud to you beloved satan.....i dare you

i just dare you......."

hahaha what a stupid fuck you are.
Date:April 12th, 2005 03:44 am (UTC)

agreeing with someone along the line

wow converge you are full of suck. There is pain in this world because of pricks. Take the story of Adam and Eve. Take it as a symbolic story rather than a truth, and see that the underlying idea is that because people are inherently stupid, we fuck things up and that is where our problems come from. Humans were made as free thinkers, and our free thinking has caused most of our worldly problems.

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